80% of America Wants a Wall Built Around Hillary And Trump And Will Gladly Pay For It

Douche vs Turd
Douche vs Turd

Hofstra University, NY- Now that Hillary and Trump are in the same room for their first debate, American voters want to keep them there.

Goodward Polls shows that a whopping 80% of Americans would be in favor of a wall being built right now with the two candidates inside.

“It can be a wall, it can be an avalanche or even an earthquake. I don’t care. Let’s just lock them in the room and walk away forever. I will gladly pay my share to make this happen.” said West Virginia resident Tommy Lee Hickory Duke.

“I agree!” said Chicago woman Crystal Shanda Leer. “I will give whatever it takes to never let these two bozos ever see the light of day again. Just lock them up and throw away the key”.

UCLA English professor Mercle Stevens said we have see this before. “Edgar Allen Poe wrote about this. What we have today is the 2016 version of The Cask of Amontillado. The American people are Montresor and Trump and Clinton are Fortunato. And the people, it seems, want these two locked behind a wall for the rest of their lives where they can never hurt anyone with impunity ever again.

The people vs Clinton & Trump
The people vs Clinton & Trump
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