BREAKING: QB Mark Sanchez Suspended Four Games For Taking PEDs

Mark Sanchez currently does not have a home in the NFL, but he’ll be sitting on the couch for the first four games of the season at his own home even if he gets signed.

The hyped hot-shot draft picks turned NFL journeyman who’s entire career will be remembered for perhaps the most embarrassing play in NFL history was suspended four games by the NFL on Friday for violating the league’s substance abuse policy.