BREAKING: Miami Dolphins Unveil New Logo

DAVIE, FL – The Miami Dolphins are currently making headlines in the most Miami way possible.

On Sunday, a women named Tijuana Nige posted a video on her Facebook page showing Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerester snorting cocaine on camera.

Amidst the news, the team has reportedly unveiled a new logo that will be used indefinitely.

“We wanted a design that would more accurately reflect our coaches feelings attempting to protect Jay Cutler,” Owner Stephen Ross told the media in a press conference Monday morning. “We blow, our quarterback blows, our coaches do blow, and now we have a logo that reflects that.”