BREAKING NEWS: In Shocking Turn Of Events, Jason Pierre-Paul Ends 4th of July With All Remaining Fingers Intact

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BOCA RATON, FL – Lets all give Jason Pierre-Paul a hand. In a shocking turn of events, the defensive end still has all his remaining fingers intact.

365 days ago, Pierre-Paul became infamous for blowing off a portion of his hand while lighting fireworks as part of his 4th of July celebration, to which you can’t really point the finger.

This Independence Day, Pierre-Paul wasn’t taking any chances, literally traveling out of the country where 4th of July is just another Monday.

“I’ll be gone,” Pierre-Paul said Monday. “I won’t even be in the United States . . . Where I’m going, they don’t even celebrate the Fourth of July.”

Much to the delight of the rest of Pierre-Paul’s strong hand and the New York Giants, all one and a half of his hands are still in one piece, furthering his recovery to get closer back to his explosive self.


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