NBA Nicknames On Jerseys If They Were Truthful

NBA is letting players put their nicknames on the back of their jerseys for a game or two this year. Over here at Daily Snark we thought what if they had to wear jerseys with nick names that OTHER players picked for them?

Here are the top jerseys nicknames!

coward

Easy enough. Everyone in the league agreed on this one.

CLIPPERS

Not seen: Flopalooza, Flippity Flop, Flopanaza, and FiberFloptics

GOON

The old crusty man and the only muscle he ever had. Even though KG isn’t a real goon, he sure SOUNDS like one when surrounded by 6 foot guards.

LIN

“Over-hyped & Over-valued” was already taken by Andre Igoudala

LAKERS

The hairy beast and the volume shooter. What’s funny is Kobe LOVES his nickname, and hopes it will make it easier for people to pass him the ball.

heat

When the Big 3 were handed their jerseys Bosh was seen sobbing uncontrollably, LeBron bought a bigger headband and Wade angrily pushed an old woman down the steps.

oden

Can’t forget their new sidekick, Greg Oden! (credit: @rounaldough)

raphael

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Heroes in a half shell, turtle power!

DROSE

*giggles*

Tell us below which ones we missed and we will try and add them!

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  1. LeBron James – FRONT RUNNER – For growing up near Cleveland but supporting all the teams that were winning championships when he was a kid. LBJ is a COWBOYS, YANKEES AND BULLS fan…..hello front runner!

    • You do realize how long it’s been since those teams have won a title? And yet he still cheers for them. That does not = frontrunner.

  2. Given all the new faces in Brooklyn that have never played with Deron Williams before, his jersey should come with a warning label that reads: “Caution: Mood Swings.”

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