Pelicans Say They’ll Trade Anthony Davis To The Celtics In Return For The New England Patriots

The Celtics have had their eye on New Orleans super star Anthony Davis for some time now – but it appears as if they wont get him unless they send one small piece in return.

New England’s football team.

“Yeah. We’ll trade him.” Pelicans head coach Alvin Gentry told the media when asked about trade possibilities with Davis. “But they’re going to give us the New England Patriots.”

Hey, with the Saints out of the playoffs, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take!