@NotBillWalton’s Top 10 Tweets on Jay-Z/Robinson Cano

With the announcement of Robinson Cano firing Scott Boras and hiring Jay-Z as his agent, there was a lot to be said about this intriguing union. Here are @NotBillWalton’s top 10 tweets on the matter. Enjoy!

#10

….good thing, because Robinson Cano got more at stake than Philly

#9

….clearly Beyonce won’t be involved in this trade

#8

….if Nas shows up to contract negotiations, run

#7

….Antoine Walker could have used a guy like this

#6

….Cano doesn’t just want to shine, he wants to illuminate the whole show

#5

….oh, the humanity

#4

….I wonder if Hova offered Cano a condo with nothing but condoms in it

#3

….let’s just hope that Cano doesn’t consult with DMX for any financial advice

#2

….even more awkward if Jay ends every meeting with “thank you, thank you, thank you, you’re far too kind”

#1

….let him handle his business, damn

And for good measure, possibly the text message that started it all….

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