Philadelphia’s ‘Pole Patrol’ Is Putting Gear Oil On Light Poles To Keep Eagles Fans Away

Two weeks ago,  Philadelphia Eagles fans made a mockery of the Philadelphia police, who put crisco on poles around poles to keep them from climbing it.

Well, after that didn’t work, Philly police are taking it to another level.  They have decided to use gear oil in anticipation of the Eagles possibly winning their first Super Bowl and they are doing it in style, wearing these cool shirts:

They are even using a sweet nickname: