REPORT: Marlon Humphrey Was Arrested For Stealing An Uber Driver’s Phone Charger

You have got to be kidding!

Earlier today, it was reported that Ravens rookie CB Marlon Humphrey was arrested in Alabama on robbery charges.

The details have now been revealed on the situation and they are absolutely asinine.

Wait a second.

An Uber driver really decided to press chargers because Humphrey accidentally took a phone charger from his car.

REALLY!?!?!

No, sadly, the police report tells a different story:

If Humphrey was charged with a felony for taking someone’s charger, then we all must be felons because we’ve all taken someone’s charger before.