NFL Schedule Released! (Parody)

By
Randy Oliver
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One of the most anticipated days of the NFL offseason beyond the NFL Draft, Combine, and others is the day of the NFL schedule release. All 32 teams and their fans become aware of the 16 teams their squad will suit up against in 2015 through 2016, immediately trying to predict records. Here’s the official announcement released by the NFL office:

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    In December of 2017, Donald Trump made history by recognizing Jerusalem as the captial of Israel. Why is this big news? Because by this the Jewish people of Israel are now able to press forward in bringing about the Third Temple prophesied in the Bible.

    The Jewish people deny Jesus as their Messiah and have stated that their Messiah has been identified and is waiting to be revealed. They say this man will rule the world under a one world religion called “spiritualism”.

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    He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

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