Man Named ‘Dallas Cowboy’ Arrested…How Fitting

PUTNAM COUNTY, WV – How fitting is this? A West Virginia man by the name of ‘Dallas Cowboys Johnson’ was arrested.

The Cowboys have been known recently for the regard towards arrests, most notably Greg Hardy, who was picked up by the team after beating up his now of course ex-girlfriend while on the Carolina Panthers. multiple Cowboys have been detained for odd crimes over the past couple years that include hit and runs and shop lifting cologne from Dillard’s. (First of all, if you play in the NFL, I’m sure you can afford any cologne you want, and second, Dillard’s? C’mon.)


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