PITTSBURGH, PA – Dolphins are being slaughtered today and it’s not going un noticed. The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, better known as PETA, will reportedly look into the situation today in Pittsburgh.
“We’re receiving report that 53 Dolphins were transported to Pennsylvania via airplane Saturday,” said PETA president Ingrid E. Newark.
“First off, Dolphins cannot survivor in below freezing temperatures like we’re seeing in Pittsburgh today, 16 degrees to be exact. Then, at around 1pm, we witnessed the gruesome killing of the Dolphins today at the hands of large men dressed in black and yellow. To make it even worse, it was broadcasted on national television for million of views to watch. Disgusting is an understatement.”
“We are being told that a man by the name of Antonio Brown is the ring leader of the killing, Â along with the help of Le’Veon Bell and Ben Roethlisberger. We haven’t seen this much brutality in relation to football since Michael Vick,” Newark added.
The Steelers have a long history of violating federal animal welfare laws and guidelines, and PETA is urging the help of anyone in the area to intervene and stop the slaughter fest.
