If you’ve been on the internet in the past few weeks, you’ve likely become familiar with the father of UCLA hoops star Lonzo Ball and high school baskebtall prodigy LaMelo Ball’s dad.
LaVar Ball has become infamous for making outrageous claims regarding him and his sons, including he would have beaten Michael Jordan is his heyday, and that his son Lonzo is already better than Steph Curry.
The internet had some fun with LaVar with a #LaVarBallSays hashtag on Twitter:
#LaVarBallSays He can speak braille and hear sign language
— CLEsportsDegenerates (@CleSportsDegens) March 13, 2017
#LaVarBallSays his sons could throw a football over that there mountain
— Will Black (@YoSoyBill) March 13, 2017
#LaVarBallSays if Matt Ryan was my son that 28-3 lead would’ve been 63-3
— Josh Roeloffs (@dutchjroe12) March 14, 2017
#lavarballsays he can fix Nintendo cartridges without blowing on them
— Nathan Wood (@itsnatewood) March 14, 2017
#lavarballsays if he were the Buffalo Bills coach they would’ve won 4 straight Super Bowls
— John Michaels (@JohnMichaels929) March 14, 2017
#LaVarBallSays he can find the Texans a QB.
— Matt Thomas (@SportsMT) March 14, 2017
#LaVarBallSays he put 50K on Leicester City at 5000/1 to win 2016 Premier League. Would have been 100K but tied up in Apple stock since 1985
— Brad Thielke (@bradthielke) March 14, 2017
#lavarballsays if he were driving, Tupac would still be alive.
— thomas mcguire (@tommac1111) March 14, 2017
#LaVarBallSays he’s heard the missing 18 minutes of the Watergate tapes.
— Troy Elliott (@trotamvol) March 14, 2017
#LavarBallSays he could beat Usain Bolt in the 100 meters with flip flops on!!!
— Mark Sturgis (@SturgisSports) March 14, 2017
#LaVarBallSays if Tim Tebow was his son he’d already have five Super Bowl rings
— RoyalBlueTried&True (@bludevil26) March 13, 2017
#LaVarBallSays He already has a Perfect Bracket He just signed his name.
— Dennis (@vikesfan74) March 14, 2017
— Marc Whiteman (@MarcWhiteman) March 14, 2017
#LaVarBallSays he invented oxygen and is just letting us breathe it
— marketingman (@marketingman) March 14, 2017