Matt Ryan Announces He’s Having Twins On Twitter, Gets Roasted With 28-3 Jokes

Matt Ryan announced he would soon be welcoming twins into the world with his wife Sarah Tuesday, posting this photo to Twitter.

Happy to announce that we’re having twins! pic.twitter.com/ZH8RCzrOzN

— Matt Ryan (@M_Ryan02) November 21, 2017

As expected, the internet roasted the hell out of him. He will never escape it.

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— Liam (@LiamNBA) November 21, 2017

fixed it pic.twitter.com/IPsD6rMvW3

— karriem (@kkkarriem) November 21, 2017

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— Christopher Volken™ (@VolkenVol) November 21, 2017

MUST… RESIST… URGE… TO… TWEET… 28… AND… 3…. JOKE pic.twitter.com/vAzsizeqCB

— Bring Back The Buzz (@BringBackTheBuz) November 21, 2017

Me trying to defend Matt Ryan against 28-3 jokes. pic.twitter.com/GzVTOrAZ2T

— Austin (@AustinCTweets) November 22, 2017

Please god let this man’s children be born on the 28th of March.