Jon Gruden Reportedly Offering Black Friday Deals On All Good Raiders Players Left

OAKLAND, CA – The Raiders can’t do anything right – and that includes tanking. In a season where the team is hoping to get the highest initial draft pick possible, Oakland beat the Cardinals in a meaningless game on Sunday, lowering the chances.

Noticing that the Raiders were still too good for his standards, Jon Gruden has decided to get in on the Black Friday action.

According to ESPN’s Paul Gutierrez, the head coach is reportedly offering any good players left on the team for half the amount of draft picks as previously marked.


Derek Carr’s asking price was a second and third rounder earlier this season? Get him for only a mere second! Marshawn Lynch for a fourth and a sixth? Get him for a fifth! I would make this joke again but the Raiders literally don’t have any other good players left.

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