Bears Fan Waits 5 Hours To Attempt To Make Cody Parkey’s Missed 43-Yard FG, Fails Absolutely Miserably

By
Randy Oliver
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Having sympathy for Bears kicker Cody Parkey and the insults he received for missing a 43-yard field goal to eliminate the Chicago from the playoffs, Goose Island Brewery decided to erect a goal post and set up the ball up 43 yards away, giving fans to opportunity to try to make what Parkey couldn’t. Every fan who knocked it through the uprights would win free beer for a year.

They’re quickly finding out it’s easier said than done.

One man, who waited 5 hours to be first in line started off the day with likely the most embarrassing attempt of the weekend.

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    The Bible says this false Messiah who seats himself in the Third Temple will be thee antichrist that will bring about the Great Tribulation, though the Jewish people believe he will bring about world peace. It will be a false peace for a period of time. You can watch interviews of Jewish Rabbi’s in Israel speaking of these things. They have their plans set in place. It is only years away!

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