While many of our wives are asking us why we can’t make a much money as Jacob Tamme, Jacob Tamme’s wife is asking him why he can’t get as wide open as Jason Witten.
Witten is of course having a spectacular year as the safety blanket for Cowboys rookie QB Dak Prescott, and while Tammee is not too bad of a tight end himself, Witten is reaping the benefits of having all the explosive weapons around him.
My wife is over here asking me why I can’t get as wide open as Jason Witten… smh I don’t know babe…
— Jacob Tamme (@JacobTamme) November 24, 2016
After that, you’d expect the only reason Tamme is still with his wife is because she stays as wide open as Witten.