9. Heaven – So lets say this real quick. This is already way better than that wet albino salamder turd that Kanye dropped. Okay moving on. This song isn’t what I would expect Heaven sounds like, its more like driving in an Illuminati tank sending hot bars into the minds of every impressionable youth on the planet. I cant…stop…bobbing my head. I feel like Im being induced into some kind of cult, but its like I don’t even care. I could dunk on LeBron while listening to this. Then snatch his headband, light it on fire and laugh in his face.
10. Versus – wat? Skip
11. Part 2 – Because of all the amazingness that has come before, I cant really fault Jay for this misstep. Im sure its hard to turn down Beyonce. But this song sounds like its from the year 2000, and it should have stayed there. Self indulgent and corny. I would have expected Will Smith to make this exact same song about Jada, word for word. That’s how bad it is. Its like he HAD to do this or else Beyonce would sick her demon dogs on him or something. But that’s not even the worst part. Once again, Jay is souring the legacy of Tupac Shakur by mining his persona. Just forget the last 2 songs even happened. Moving on.
12. Beach is Better – Okay we are BACK into space cadet music. Lets take a ride through Space Mountain at Disneyland. Wait, how is it already over? Wait what what? 58 seconds? I bet Ray J lasted longer than that in Kim K. Cmon Jay! I AM APPPALLED!
13. BBC– I wanted to turn this off 3 seconds into it, but Im going to give it a chance. Wait is that Nas? Okay glad I waited. The music is hot donkey feces. The kind of beat that Miley Cyrus would twerk to. The kind of beat Miami Heat fans would listen to in their cars after leaving the arena in the 4th quarter of a playoff game. Not feeling this. Of course Jay made sure to put Nas on the worst kind of track ever, about the worst kind of topic ever. Well played, Jay. Skip this one.
