Louisville’s Injury Report For Its Bowl Game Against LSU Is Hilarious

The Louisville Cardinals take on the LSU Tigers today in the Citrus Bowl, but the most peculiar thing about this game had nothing to with Leonard Fournette’s absence, nothing about Heisman Trophy winner Lamar Jackson, but rather Louisville’s injury report, which could have been worded a tad differently.

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Not sure when Plaxico Burress became defensive coordinator at Louisville, but this is an injury report a team like the old Miami Hurricanes could get behind. But then again, they probably would still be playing.

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