If you’re looking for a quarterback to manage the game and not turn the ball over, Mark Sanchez may be dead last on your list. The Broncos set out to find a new QB to fit that very mold this offseason, and what do you know, picked Mr. Buttfumble himself.
Sanchez, presumably the Week 1 starter for Denver, is currently battling to secure the starting position and is not helping his cause.
During the team’s second preseason game versus the 49ers in Denver, Sanchez fumbled twice in less than a minute, both in field goal range.
On the bright side, at least the fumble wasn’t caused by running full speed into his own lineman’s ass.
— David Lung (@DavelungProV1) August 21, 2016
Sanchez finished the game 10-17 with 120 yards, 0 TDs, and 2 Fumbles Lost.