In the most important sports news of the week, Adam Schefter has reported that a massive turkey vulture has crashed through the window of Stephen A. Smith’s office at ESPN headquarters in Bristol, CT.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) March 26, 2019
We finally have photo evidence of the culprit. pic.twitter.com/mfqEWT9Jug
— Andykin Landwalker (@_DARTH_BETA) March 26, 2019
BREAKING: Live footage of when the incident happened. pic.twitter.com/fRBN4SWnoR
— Ryan (@LunaOnOW) March 26, 2019
That was Skip
— CliffOliver (@CliffOliver7) March 26, 2019
That turkey vulture needs to stay off the WEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDUH
— Avin Grewal (@Mufc804) March 26, 2019
It was hungry for some hot takes
— Five Points Vids (@FivePointsVids) March 26, 2019
Stephan A Smith incorrectly identified the turkey vulture as a Atlanta Hawk.
— Wentz Wagon (@EventMasterco) March 26, 2019
He really pissed off Cowboy fans
— Hampsome Walt (@iWalt_91) March 26, 2019
And if you’re wondering, the bird has miraculously survived.
MAJOR UPDATE: THE BIRD IS ALIVE AND FREE PLEASE CREDIT ME. pic.twitter.com/YeBXKviS3c
— Jerry (@jermail) March 26, 2019