New Jersey Man Arrested For DUI, Tells Police He “Drank Too Much Because The Jets Suck”

The New York Jets played arguably their worst half of football in franchise history Sunday, giving up 31 points to widely regarded the worst team in football in the Buffalo Bills.

The Jets couldn’t finish a drive during the game, and apparently neither could one of their fans after it.

Christopher Graylock was arrested Sunday after rear-ending another vehicle on Alps Road and Route 23 at around 5 PM, explaining to police the reason why he drank so much was because New York Jets “suck.”

Not being able to even walk straight, the 53-year-old New Jersey man failed a field sobriety test after blwoing a 0.13 percent, not that it was even necessary.

Cops found a half-empty bottle of whiskey on the front passenger seat, a marijuana “roach,”  as well as two packages of rolling papers in the vehicle.

Graylock was arrested and charged with assault by auto, DWI, reckless driving, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, and having an open container of alcohol in a motor vehicle.

(Patch.com)

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