REPORT: Dallas Cowboys Name Tak Promo Their Starting Quarterback For Rest Of Season

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ARLINGTON, TX – Amidst the presidential election saturating the news this week, there is another type of election taking place down in Dallas.

With Tony Romo now medically cleared to play, Jerry Jones and Jason Garrett have found themselves in a position to choose which QB they’ll go with to choke in December.

Though technically healthy to play, the experience Romo, who has a back worse than that of the 74-year-old Cowboys owner, will be up against the hot-handed rookie in Prescott, who’s attempting the miracle of getting Dallas back to a Super Bowl since they played Jesus and his Desciples back in 28 AD.

If only there was a way to play both…