REPORT: Miami Dolphins Sign A Guy Named Tank

No team is embracing the tank more than than the Miami Dolphins.

After seemingly trading every single good player they had for draft picks, the team has signed someone that will help them tank more than any one.

His name is Tank Carradine.

Carradine was in camp with them this summer, but released at final cuts. Now, his salary for the year isn’t guaranteed, as it would have been if he was on the roster Week One.