Aaron Hernandez Truly Is An Idiot


I mean, duh. This much is clear. Still, every shred of new evidence that surfaces continues to confirm how unbelievably carefree and sloppy he was about MURDERING someone. Not even just someone–his damn friend. Like, he knew that if people found out about this, he would be going to prison, right? BECAUSE IT KINDA SEEMS LIKE HE DIDN’T KNOW THAT.

Sure, there’s the ego that comes with being a spoiled, unduly worshiped professional football player. And I’m sure he has some sort of invincibility complex like most privileged males. But seriously, seriously, how did he think this was going to unfold? I feel like he thought it would be one big ‘ol NBD if peeps found out about it because it’s looking like he did very little to prevent all of this from unraveling.

GUYS: “New surveillance photos released Thursday appear to show former New England Patriot Aaron Hernandez in his living room carrying what is believed to be a handgun in the hours before the former NFL star allegedly committed murder,” NBC News reported.

Aaron Hernandez is an idiot



DID HE NOT KNOW HE HAD CAMERAS IN HIS HOUSE? WHAT THE WHAT THE WHAT? Didn’t anyone ever show him how those cameras work? Like how they’re positioned throughout his home and that they record shit when they’re on?

“The documents also say that shell casings found in a car that investigators believe Hernandez rented match those found near the body of the man Hernandez is charged with murdering.”

So, Aaron Hernandez and his boys definitely probably shoot Odin Lloyd and afterwards, nobody thinks to, I dunno, CLEAN UP THE EVIDENCE EXPLICITLY LINKING THEM TO THE MURDER OF THEIR FRIEND? They couldn’t even make the effort to at least throw the bullet casings out of the damn car that Odin was last seen in?


A literal child could have pulled off a murder better than this. Ya know, it might sound morbid, but honestly, if I had to be murdered, I kinda hope someone would put a bit more thought and planning into it than this.

OH YEAH AND THERE’S MORE. When Hernandez was asked about Earnest Wallace, his friend and a suspect in the murder, “Hernandez told investigators that he did not have a phone number for Wallace, yet Wallace’s number was later found in Hernandez’s cell phone contacts.”

Dude. Really?

This whole thing went down in Boston of all places. If there’s one thing my four years in that city taught me, it’s that the Boston Police Department (and really any police department bordering Boston) is one group of people I am not trying to fuck around with. Didn’t Aaron Hernandez see The Departed? He never caught a late night episode of I (Almost) Got Away With It?

Also, this fool keeps rolling up in court looking as relaxed as an old southern lady sitting on her porch sipping sweet tea on a warm summer afternoon.

Aaron Hernandez is an idiot(Ted Fitzgerald/Boston Herald via AP Photo)


As of Monday, July 31st, authorities in Hernandez’s hometown of Bristol, CT began searching a pond, presumably for the gun that killed Odin Lloyd which has yet to be recovered. I’m also going to assume that this search was spurred by some sort of tip or in light of some information, meaning that there’s a pretty good chance they’re going to find a Glock in the bottom of that pond.

Guys, I think I figured it out. Maybe Aaron Hernandez decided to graciously orchestrate some kind of  team building crime scavenger hunt for the local police because I KNOW this man would not seriously dispose of a murder weapon by plopping it in a small body of sedentary water in his hometown. PLEASE let them find the gun in the bottom of that pond. It would really round out this master class in How to Commit a Murder In the Absolute Dumbest Way Possible.

Originally posted by Kara Brown at Yo I’m Just Sayin. Republished with permission.