John Elway’s Text Message Inbox LEAKED After Signing Mark Sanchez

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Today, John Elway snorting a line of crack, and deciding to phone up the Philadelphia Eagles and trade a draft pick who most likely doesn’t fumble into his own lineman’s ass, for Mark Sanchez.

Since them his phone has been blowing up with texts, which was somehow leaked:

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