BREAKING: Clay Matthews Suspended By The NFL For Jimmy Garropolo Tearing His ACL

GREEN BAY, WI – After going down with a serious looking knee injury Sunday against the Chiefs, an MRI has revealed the full extent of the torn ACL that will end 49ers QB Jimmy Garropolo’s 2018 season.

To take out the anger of a loss of a star quarterback in a market that needs their team to be good in order for more than a few thousand fans to show up to games, the NFL and the competition committee have laid the hammer down on Clay Matthews.

The Packers linebacker was hit with a two-game suspension by the league Monday after news broke of Garropolo’s fate.

“We can’t have guys like this being mean to our precious quarterbacks each and every Sunday,” NFL commissioner Roger Goodell said in a press release regarding the matter. “Not only has Matthews failed to gently lay each QB he sacks down to the ground, he doesn’t even apologize. This type of behavior won’t, and can’t be tolerated.”

“To send a message, Mr. Matthews has been suspended in connection with Jimmy Garropolo tearing his ACL on the other side of the country Sunday. We honestly aren’t fully sure why, but we’re just being safe. The evidence of this particular player hurting the feelings of quarterbacks around the NFL is beyond mounting.”

Matthews has been hit with a personal foul penalty in each three weeks of the NFL season.


  1. Come on it’s football injuries happen.just wrap all the quarterbacks in bubble wrap and a flag around his waist put him in a box and nobody can touch him.please I realize your trying to make it a safe game but your making it to soft JUST LET EM PLAY your trying to stop a 300 lb moving object to change direction in mid air it’s a contact sport as long as a player makes a clear clean tackle there should be no penalty your hurting the game 26 flags in one game is crazy as well as slowing the game down most because of how a player tackles. How about we just tack the lineman out of the game just have a quarterback four receivers,four defensive players put flags around the players and disallow tackling all together think of the money teams would save and how exciting the game will be….

  2. I played for many years and the first thing I was taught was get the guy with the ball, when your good at it you get to play, when you put Mathews in the game expect to protect the QB at all cost cause that’s what it’s going to take when a beast comes thru the line with one thing on his mind, get the guy with the ball. It’s so elementary and why would the NFL suspend anyone for doing their job, get the lineman outta there if they can’t protect their precious QB

  3. Can we suspend goodell indefinitely for being a pussy himself? This is a contact sport, should we just put flags on the players now???? This sport has lost all if it balls now. Each player knows what is a possible outcome. GROW A PAIR!!!!

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  5. What going on with football these days is it turning into a sissy game no hit no sacking the QBs next what up flag football is that going to be the new football game well these guys get big contracts to play the sport and they know the game is can understand some things but come on it football with big paychecks for these guys same with our jobs who get paid nothing for our jobs and we can get hurt to stop the wimps and play the game

  6. I am sorry that’s BS!!!!!!! What are you supposed to do??!? How are you supposed to tackle/sack a qb?!? Grab the flag???…football is a tough rough sport. It ain’t meant to be sissified like how David h mentioned. …..they are running football …wonder why the ratings are down…..

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