Bills Fan Had To Be Rescued After Being found Naked, Drugged Up And Covered In Feces After Falling Down Hole Near Stadium

A fan who attended the Buffalo Bills season-opener against the Las Vegas Raiders was found naked and “covered in human excrement” after being discovered in a construction site hole near Highmark Stadium.

The fan suffered minor injuries according to various reports. He was also charged after he allegedly jumped a construction zone fence while under the influence of multiple drugs and alcohol. He was allegedly under the influence of cocaine, Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD), and marijuana. The fan reportedly ran from security personnel and into the area where the Bills are building a new stadium.

WBKW’s Kristen Mirand was at a press conference that provided more details. According to authorities, the man in question was “found naked and covered in chemicals from a porta potty” in a hole that was 30 to 40 feet deep. He was taken to Buffalo General Medical center to be treated for injuries.

“When you’re taking LSD, cocaine, and marijuana, you’re going to not read the signs. You’re not going to read anything,” said Erie County Sheriff John Garcia. “You wouldn’t be in a porta potty jumping inside it, covered yourself with human excrement, you wouldn’t be doing that. This is a very isolated issue.”


“Nobody else was injured nobody else made it onto this site,” Sheriff Garcia said. “We always try to stay four, five plays ahead because our job is to try to prevent incidents like that to occur but when someone takes LSD, cocaine, and marijuana and they’re drinking, from running into traffic to scaling a 10-foot fence, we can’t prevent everything.”

He was eventually charged with “criminal trespass” and was released on an appearance ticket.

“He scaled that fence right up, jump over the other side, and next thing you know, he’s running toward the pit. By the time ECC security got behind him now this individual is falling, tumbling down into the pit. It happened so quickly, it’s a large site. You can’t have people every 6 feet. You never anticipate something like this to happen. We’re going to look at it and get better and work with our partners and give them some advice on getting better.”

There were other arrests last Sunday during the Bills win over the Las Vegas Raiders including a man who was charged with harassment for attempting to fight people. There were reportedly fight fans ejected from the game.

BillsMafia is crazy.. but it seems they may have taken it a bit too far.