ORCHARD PARK, NY – In order to interject some excitement and fan appreciation into a abysmal 0-2 start to the 2018 season, the Buffalo Bills are trying a radical strategy that’s been dubbed ‘Vontae Davis Day‘.
The day will take place when the Tennessee Titans come into town to beat the Bills Sunday Oct. 7, allowing fans to leave during halftime if the Bills are sucking. All fans who depart will be awarded full refunds.
The team has categorized ‘sucking’ as trailing by 15 or more points.
“We think this will allow our great fans who actually paid their hard-earned money to come watch this team [laughs] an opportunity to feel like an actual Bills player,” VP of Ralph Wilson Stadium Fan Experience Janet Waters told the media in a press release regarding the matter.