REPORT: Vikings Would Go After Kaepernick, But He Can’t Stand Either

Screen Shot 2016-08-24 at 8.30.52 PMScreen Shot 2016-08-30 at 8.58.37 PM

EAGAN CITY, MN – The Vikings’ season likely went down right along with Teddy Bridgewater on the practice field Tuesday afternoon, when the budding QB suffered an alleged gruesome dislocated knee and torn ACL.

The team learned of the MRI results around 8:30PM ET, evaporating the slim chance players and coaches were holding onto of Bridgewater being able to make it back at some point this season.

With no suitable quarterback ready to take over a playoff poised team, head coach Mike Zimmer, GM Rick Spielman and there Minnesota front-office members quickly converged on in the team’s war room to discuss a plan with the season now only 9 days away.

Screen Shot 2016-08-30 at 10.13.37 PM

According to those in the room, before the group even all got in the room, the phone in the middle of the conference table was exploding with call after call. The group could barely even talk over the rings which via caller ID, noticed they were coming from the (officially yet not official because its) Brett Favre.

Zimmer’s personal cellphone was reportedly “going off non-stop” as well, with texts flooding in along the lines of “I’M AVAILABLE” and “I’M NOT DONE YET COACH, I”VE BEEN THROWING PASSES TO MY DOG IN MY WRANGLER JEANS ALL SUMMER!” Zimmer noted he regrets opening the attachment Favre sent, that was an accidental dic pic.

“Sorry about that one coach.” Favre quickly sent after.

Soon after starting strategizing, Mark Sanchez was quickly ruled out when they realized they were talking about Mark Sanchez, and then came to a consensus on Michael Vick, saying he had “no fight” left in him.

The last remaining candidate? Colin Kaepernick.

“Kaepernick!” Spielman uttered. “We have to.”

Zimmer responded with, “The guy can’t stand more than Bridgewater can right now.”

They all hesitantly nodded in agreement. Back to the drawing board they went.

189 COMMENTS

  1. I like the valuable information you provide in your articles. I’ll bookmark your weblog and check again here regularly. I’m quite sure I’ll learn many new stuff right here! Best of luck for the next!|

  2. Hi my family member! I wish to say that this article is amazing, great written and include almost all significant infos. I would like to peer extra posts like this .|

  3. I was curious if you ever thought of changing the layout of your blog? Its very well written; I love what youve got to say. But maybe you could a little more in the way of content so people could connect with it better. Youve got an awful lot of text for only having 1 or two images. Maybe you could space it out better?|

  4. … [Trackback]

    […] Read More on|Read More|Read More Infos here|Here you can find 81853 more Infos|Infos on that Topic: dailysnark.com/report-vikings-go-kaepernick-cant-stand-either/ […]

  5. I have learn a few excellent stuff here. Certainly value
    bookmarking for revisiting. I surprise how much effort you place to
    make one of these magnificent informative website.

  6. I am extremely inspired together with your writing abilities and also with the layout on your blog.
    Is this a paid subject or did you customize it your self?
    Anyway stay up the excellent high quality writing, it is rare to see a great weblog like this one nowadays..

  7. Link exchange is nothing else but it is simply placing the
    other person’s webpage link on your page at appropriate place and other person will also do similar
    in support of you.

  8. Hi, i read your blog from time to time and i own a similar one and
    i was just curious if you get a lot of spam feedback?
    If so how do you prevent it, any plugin or anything you
    can suggest? I get so much lately it’s driving me crazy so any support is very much appreciated.

  9. … [Trackback]

    […] Read More on|Read More|Read More Informations here|Here you can find 43068 more Informations|Infos to that Topic: dailysnark.com/report-vikings-go-kaepernick-cant-stand-either/ […]

  10. I simply want to tell you that I’m beginner to blogging and site-building and really loved you’re blog. More than likely I’m want to bookmark your site . You surely come with exceptional stories. Kudos for sharing with us your web page.

  11. People post links to websites that have (for example) live streaming football and they nearly always have .blogspot. in the link. When I follow these there is just match details and adverts, no football (even when I know the game is being played). Do I need to install something or sign up to something?.

  12. Today, I went to the beach front with my kids.

    I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said “You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.” She put the shell to her ear and
    screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
    She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely
    off topic but I had to tell someone!

  13. Great goods from you, man. I’ve understand your stuff previous to and you are just too wonderful. I actually like what you have acquired here, certainly like what you are stating and the way in which you say it. You make it entertaining and you still care for to keep it smart. I can not wait to read much more from you. This is actually a terrific website.

  14. You actually make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this topic to be really something that I think I would never understand. It seems too complex and very broad for me. I’m looking forward for your next post, I’ll try to get the hang of it!

  15. you’re actually a good webmaster. The web site loading pace is incredible. It sort of feels that you are doing any distinctive trick. In addition, The contents are masterpiece. you have performed a wonderful process on this topic!

  16. Good ¡V I should certainly pronounce, impressed with your site. I had no trouble navigating through all the tabs and related information ended up being truly simple to do to access. I recently found what I hoped for before you know it in the least. Quite unusual. Is likely to appreciate it for those who add forums or anything, web site theme . a tones way for your client to communicate. Nice task..

  17. obviously like your website but you need to take a look at the spelling on quite a few of your posts. Many of them are rife with spelling issues and I find it very troublesome to inform the reality nevertheless I will certainly come back again.

  18. Thank you, I have just been looking for info about this subject for a long time and yours is the greatest I’ve came upon so far. However, what concerning the bottom line? Are you positive about the supply?

  19. Hi there, I found your web site by means of Google at the same time as looking for a related subject, your web site got here up, it seems great. I’ve bookmarked it in my google bookmarks.

  20. Its like you read my mind! You appear to know a lot about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you could do with a few pics to drive the message home a bit, but instead of that, this is wonderful blog. An excellent read. I’ll certainly be back.

  21. Thanks a bunch for sharing this with all people you really recognize what you’re speaking about! Bookmarked. Kindly also visit my site =). We could have a hyperlink change contract among us!

  22. This is really interesting, You are a very skilled blogger. I’ve joined your rss feed and look forward to seeking more of your magnificent post. Also, I have shared your website in my social networks!

  23. I’m still learning from you, as I’m trying to achieve my goals. I absolutely enjoy reading everything that is posted on your website.Keep the information coming. I loved it!

  24. I would like to express my thanks to the writer just for rescuing me from this particular problem. Because of searching throughout the search engines and getting advice that were not helpful, I figured my entire life was over. Living devoid of the strategies to the difficulties you have solved through your guideline is a serious case, as well as the ones that would have adversely affected my entire career if I hadn’t encountered your blog. Your personal skills and kindness in dealing with a lot of things was invaluable. I am not sure what I would have done if I hadn’t come upon such a solution like this. I am able to at this time look ahead to my future. Thanks for your time so much for your specialized and results-oriented guide. I will not hesitate to suggest your web sites to any person who will need counselling about this problem.

  25. You really make it seem really easy along with your presentation however I find this topic to be really something that I feel I’d never understand. It seems too complicated and very vast for me. I am looking forward to your next put up, I¡¦ll attempt to get the grasp of it!

  26. You really make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this topic to be really something that I think I would never understand. It seems too complicated and extremely broad for me. I’m looking forward for your next post, I’ll try to get the hang of it!

  27. Somebody necessarily lend a hand to make seriously articles I would state. This is the very first time I frequented your website page and to this point? I amazed with the research you made to create this particular post amazing. Fantastic activity!

  28. I deleted my Blogspot account some time ago. However, I saved the link from the blog and it appears to still be active. I don’t understand what I did wrong. I cannot get to the blog by typing in the original address, but I can by following the link. I want this thing permanently deleted. Can anyone tell me how to do that?.

  29. I would like to thank you for the efforts you’ve put in writing this blog. I’m hoping the same high-grade web site post from you in the upcoming also. In fact your creative writing skills has encouraged me to get my own blog now. Actually the blogging is spreading its wings rapidly. Your write up is a great example of it.

  30. It’s really a cool and useful piece of information.
    I am satisfied that you just shared this helpful information with us.
    Please stay us informed like this. Thanks for sharing.

  31. I used to be suggested this blog by my cousin. I’m no longer certain whether or not this publish is written by him as no one else realize such specified approximately my difficulty.

    You are wonderful! Thank you!

  32. I like the helpful info you provide in your articles. I will bookmark your blog and check again here regularly. I am quite certain I’ll learn many new stuff right here! Best of luck for the next!

  33. Helpful info. Fortunate me I discovered your website unintentionally, and I am shocked why this coincidence didn’t came about earlier! I bookmarked it.

  34. Hi there, I discovered your site by means of Google at the same time as searching for a similar subject, your website got here up, it looks good. I’ve bookmarked it in my google bookmarks.

  35. Someone necessarily help to make critically posts I might state. That is the first time I frequented your website page and thus far? I amazed with the analysis you made to create this actual put up extraordinary. Fantastic process!

  36. Hey very nice site!! Man .. Beautiful .. Superb .. I will bookmark your blog and take the feeds additionally¡KI’m glad to search out a lot of useful info right here within the submit, we want work out more strategies in this regard, thank you for sharing. . . . . .

  37. Wow, superb blog layout! How long have you been blogging for? you make blogging look easy. The overall look of your web site is wonderful, as well as the content!

  38. Wow! This can be one particular of the most helpful blogs We have ever arrive across on this subject. Actually Magnificent. I’m also an expert in this topic therefore I can understand your hard work.

  39. Hi there, You have done an incredible job. I will certainly digg it and personally suggest to my friends. I am confident they will be benefited from this site.

  40. This is really interesting, You are a very skilled blogger. I’ve joined your rss feed and look forward to seeking more of your fantastic post. Also, I have shared your site in my social networks!

  41. This is really interesting, You’re a very skilled blogger. I have joined your feed and look forward to seeking more of your fantastic post. Also, I have shared your site in my social networks!

  42. Hey there, You have done a fantastic job. I’ll definitely digg it and personally suggest to my friends. I’m confident they’ll be benefited from this web site.

  43. Thanks a lot for sharing this with all of us you really recognise what you’re speaking approximately! Bookmarked. Kindly additionally discuss with my web site =). We will have a link exchange agreement between us!

  44. Its like you read my mind! You seem to know a lot about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you could do with a few pics to drive the message home a bit, but instead of that, this is excellent blog. An excellent read. I’ll definitely be back.

  45. I’ve been browsing online more than 3 hours today, yet I never found any interesting article like yours. It is pretty worth enough for me. Personally, if all website owners and bloggers made good content as you did, the internet will be a lot more useful than ever before.

  46. Very interesting points you have observed , appreciate it for putting up. “Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.” by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.

  47. Hi! Quick question that’s totally off topic. Do you know how to make your site mobile friendly?

    My site looks weird when browsing from my apple iphone.
    I’m trying to find a theme or plugin that might be able to correct this problem.
    If you have any suggestions, please share.
    Appreciate it!

  48. I like what you guys are up also. Such smart work and reporting! Keep up the superb works guys I have incorporated you guys to my blogroll. I think it’ll improve the value of my web site 🙂

  49. wonderful publish, very informative. I wonder why the other experts of this sector don’t realize this. You must continue your writing. I am sure, you have a great readers’ base already!

  50. I would like to show some appreciation to this writer for rescuing me from such a predicament. After researching throughout the the web and meeting things which are not powerful, I was thinking my life was done. Existing devoid of the solutions to the issues you’ve fixed as a result of your good blog post is a serious case, and the kind which might have in a wrong way damaged my career if I hadn’t discovered your web blog. Your primary understanding and kindness in maneuvering all areas was valuable. I don’t know what I would’ve done if I hadn’t discovered such a point like this. I can also at this moment look ahead to my future. Thanks a lot so much for the expert and effective help. I won’t hesitate to recommend the blog to anybody who ought to have counselling about this area.

  51. Thank you for any other wonderful article. The place else may just anybody get that kind of information in such a perfect method of writing? I’ve a presentation next week, and I am on the look for such information.

  52. I don’t even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was great. I do not know who you are but definitely you are going to a famous blogger if you aren’t already 😉 Cheers!

  53. I cling on to listening to the newscast speak about receiving free online grant applications so I have been looking around for the finest site to get one. Could you advise me please, where could i find some?

  54. I’m so happy to read this. This is the type of manual that needs to be given and not the random misinformation that is at the other blogs. Appreciate your sharing this best doc.

  55. I like this website very much, Its a very nice billet to read and receive information. “Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.” by Colin Powell.

  56. I’m still learning from you, but I’m trying to reach my goals. I definitely liked reading everything that is posted on your blog.Keep the stories coming. I enjoyed it!

  57. Simply desire to say your article is as astonishing. The clarity in your post is just spectacular and i could assume you are an expert on this subject. Fine with your permission let me to grab your RSS feed to keep updated with forthcoming post. Thanks a million and please continue the gratifying work.

  58. Usually I don’t learn post on blogs, but I wish to say that this write-up very forced me to take a look at and do so! Your writing taste has been amazed me. Thank you, very nice article.

  59. I do agree with all the ideas you have offered for your post. They’re very convincing and can definitely work. Still, the posts are very brief for starters. May just you please lengthen them a little from next time? Thank you for the post.

  60. I do consider all the concepts you have presented on your post. They’re very convincing and can certainly work. Still, the posts are too brief for starters. May just you please prolong them a little from next time? Thanks for the post.

  61. We are a group of volunteers and starting a new scheme in our community. Your site offered us with valuable info to work on. You’ve done a formidable job and our whole community will be thankful to you.

  62. Needed to send you one tiny note to be able to say thanks a lot yet again for the exceptional knowledge you’ve shown in this case. It was simply remarkably generous of people like you to supply unhampered precisely what a few individuals could possibly have marketed for an ebook to earn some cash for themselves, most notably since you could possibly have tried it if you decided. The advice likewise acted as a easy way to comprehend some people have the same interest the same as mine to understand a lot more concerning this issue. I’m certain there are lots of more fun times up front for those who take a look at your website.

  63. Its excellent as your other blog posts : D, regards for putting up. “Talent does what it can genius does what it must.” by Edward George Bulwer-Lytton.

  64. Hi there, You have done an incredible job. I will definitely digg it and personally suggest to my friends. I’m confident they’ll be benefited from this site.

  65. A person essentially assist to make significantly articles I’d state. This is the first time I frequented your website page and to this point? I surprised with the analysis you made to make this particular post extraordinary. Fantastic process!

  66. Nice blog! Is your theme custom made or did you download it from somewhere?

    A design like yours with a few simple adjustements would
    really make my blog jump out. Please let me know where you got your
    theme. Cheers

  67. Asking questions are in fact fastidious thing if you are
    not understanding something entirely, except this
    piece of writing offers fastidious understanding yet.

  68. You can certainly see your skills within the paintings you write. The arena hopes for more passionate writers like you who aren’t afraid to mention how they believe. All the time go after your heart.

  69. I have read several good stuff here. Definitely value bookmarking for revisiting. I wonder how so much attempt you put to create the sort of great informative website.

  70. You really make it seem so easy with your presentation but I find this matter to be actually something which I think I would never understand. It seems too complex and extremely broad for me. I am looking forward for your next post, I will try to get the hang of it!

  71. Good day! Do you know if they make any plugins to assist with Search Engine Optimization? I’m trying
    to get my blog to rank for some targeted keywords
    but I’m not seeing very good gains. If you know of any please share.

    Cheers!

  72. This is really interesting, You are a very skilled blogger. I have joined your rss feed and look forward to seeking more of your magnificent post. Also, I’ve shared your website in my social networks!

  73. Thank you for sharing superb informations. Your website is so cool. I am impressed by the details that you¡¦ve on this site. It reveals how nicely you perceive this subject. Bookmarked this website page, will come back for extra articles. You, my pal, ROCK! I found just the info I already searched all over the place and just could not come across. What a great web-site.

  74. obviously like your website however you need to test the spelling on several of your posts. A number of them are rife with spelling problems and I to find it very troublesome to tell the reality on the other hand I’ll certainly come again again.

  75. Simply wish to say your article is as surprising. The clearness in your post is just nice and i can assume you’re an expert on this subject. Fine with your permission let me to grab your RSS feed to keep up to date with forthcoming post. Thanks a million and please keep up the enjoyable work.

  76. I like what you guys are up too. Such clever work and reporting! Keep up the excellent works guys I have incorporated you guys to my blogroll. I think it will improve the value of my website 🙂

  77. I like the valuable info you provide in your articles.
    I will bookmark your weblog and check again here frequently.
    I’m quite certain I will learn lots of new stuff right here!
    Best of luck for the next!

  78. My brother recommended I might like this web site. He was entirely right. This post actually made my day. You can not imagine simply how much time I had spent for this info! Thanks!

  79. Magnificent beat ! I would like to apprentice while you amend your web site, how can i subscribe for a blog website? The account helped me a acceptable deal. I had been tiny bit acquainted of this your broadcast provided bright clear concept

  80. I want to point out my gratitude for your kindness giving support to women who actually need assistance with your question. Your real commitment to getting the message along came to be exceptionally helpful and has usually empowered professionals much like me to achieve their objectives. Your new informative instruction means a whole lot to me and further more to my colleagues. With thanks; from everyone of us.

  81. I was just searching for this info for some time. After 6 hours of continuous Googleing, finally I got it in your web site. I wonder what is the lack of Google strategy that do not rank this kind of informative sites in top of the list. Generally the top sites are full of garbage.

  82. Have you ever considered about adding a little bit more than just your articles?

    I mean, what you say is fundamental and all. But think of
    if you added some great pictures or videos to give your posts more,
    “pop”! Your content is excellent but with pics and videos, this website could undeniably be one of the most beneficial in its field.
    Great blog!

  83. This design is incredible! You certainly know how to keep a reader entertained.

    Between your wit and your videos, I was almost moved to start my own blog (well, almost…HaHa!) Excellent job.
    I really loved what you had to say, and more than that, how
    you presented it. Too cool!

  84. Thank you so much for providing individuals with an extremely superb possiblity to discover important secrets from this web site. It really is very pleasant and as well , jam-packed with a lot of fun for me and my office acquaintances to visit the blog on the least 3 times weekly to read through the latest stuff you have. And lastly, I’m just at all times contented considering the awesome pointers served by you. Some two areas on this page are basically the best we’ve had.

  85. Unquestionably believe that which you stated. Your favorite reason seemed to be on the web the simplest thing to be aware of. I say to you, I certainly get irked while people consider worries that they just don’t know about. You managed to hit the nail upon the top and also defined out the whole thing without having side-effects , people could take a signal. Will probably be back to get more. Thanks

  86. Hello, Neat post. There is a problem together with your website in internet explorer, may check this¡K IE nonetheless is the marketplace chief and a huge component to other people will miss your excellent writing due to this problem.

  87. Excellent post. I was checking constantly this blog and I am impressed! Very helpful information specially the last part 🙂 I care for such information a lot. I was seeking this particular info for a long time. Thank you and good luck.

  88. Thank you, I’ve just been looking for information about this subject for a while and yours is the best I’ve came upon till now.
    But, what concerning the bottom line? Are you sure concerning the source?

  89. I do believe all the concepts you’ve presented for your post.
    They are really convincing and will definitely work. Still, the posts are
    very short for newbies. May just you please extend them a little from next time?
    Thank you for the post.

  90. What i do not understood is in reality how you are not actually a lot more neatly-appreciated than you might be right now. You are so intelligent. You realize thus considerably in terms of this matter, produced me personally believe it from a lot of varied angles. Its like men and women are not involved except it is one thing to do with Woman gaga! Your individual stuffs nice. At all times take care of it up!

  91. I have been surfing online more than 3 hours today, yet I never found any interesting article like yours. It is pretty worth enough for me. Personally, if all webmasters and bloggers made good content as you did, the web will be much more useful than ever before.

  92. Heya i am for the primary time here. I came across this board and I to find It
    truly useful & it helped me out much. I am hoping to
    offer something back and help others like you helped me.

  93. When I originally commented I clicked the “Notify me when new comments are added” checkbox and now each time a comment
    is added I get three e-mails with the same comment.
    Is there any way you can remove people from that service?
    Cheers!

  94. I actually wanted to construct a brief word to say thanks to you for these magnificent recommendations you are posting at this site. My time intensive internet research has at the end of the day been recognized with extremely good details to exchange with my friends and family. I ‘d assume that most of us visitors are truly blessed to exist in a remarkable community with many outstanding individuals with insightful methods. I feel extremely grateful to have come across your site and look forward to really more brilliant minutes reading here. Thanks once more for a lot of things.

  95. I have been exploring for a bit for any high-quality articles or blog posts in this sort of house . Exploring in Yahoo I ultimately stumbled upon this web site. Reading this information So i¡¦m happy to express that I have a very excellent uncanny feeling I came upon just what I needed. I such a lot unquestionably will make certain to don¡¦t omit this site and give it a glance regularly.

  96. I do not even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was great. I don’t know who you are but definitely you’re going to a famous blogger if you are not already 😉 Cheers!

  97. Hello there, just became alert to your blog through Google, and found that it is really informative. I am going to watch out for brussels. I’ll appreciate if you continue this in future. Lots of people will be benefited from your writing. Cheers!

  98. I was suggested this website by my cousin. I am not sure whether this post is written by him as no one else know such detailed about my difficulty. You are wonderful! Thanks!

  99. Hello there, I discovered your site via Google while looking for a related matter, your web site got here up, it seems great. I have bookmarked it in my google bookmarks.

  100. I think this is among the most significant information for me. And i’m glad reading your article. But should remark on few general things, The site style is wonderful, the articles is really nice : D. Good job, cheers

  101. Great ¡V I should certainly pronounce, impressed with your website. I had no trouble navigating through all the tabs and related information ended up being truly easy to do to access. I recently found what I hoped for before you know it at all. Reasonably unusual. Is likely to appreciate it for those who add forums or anything, web site theme . a tones way for your client to communicate. Nice task..

  102. I really love your website.. Excellent colors & theme.
    Did you develop this site yourself? Please reply back as I’m looking to create my own personal site and
    want to know where you got this from or what the theme is called.

    Kudos!

  103. Hey there, You’ve done an incredible job. I’ll definitely digg it and personally recommend to my friends. I’m sure they will be benefited from this website.

  104. I think this is among the most important info for me. And i am glad reading your article. But want to remark on some general things, The site style is perfect, the articles is really great : D. Good job, cheers

  105. I am writing to make you be aware of of the cool discovery my wife’s daughter experienced browsing your web site. She mastered such a lot of issues, with the inclusion of how it is like to have an ideal helping mood to have folks without difficulty understand a number of grueling subject areas. You truly surpassed readers’ expected results. Thank you for offering these effective, dependable, revealing and unique guidance on your topic to Julie.

  106. Very nice post. I just stumbled upon your weblog and wanted to say that I have really enjoyed browsing your blog posts. In any case I will be subscribing to your rss feed and I hope you write again very soon!

  107. Wonderful beat ! I wish to apprentice while you amend your site, how can i subscribe for a blog website?
    The account aided me a acceptable deal. I had been a little
    bit acquainted of this your broadcast offered bright clear
    idea

LEAVE A REPLY

Please enter your comment!
Please enter your name here