Jason Pierre-Paul Blows Off Other Hand After His Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Explodes


EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – In a shocking turn of unfortunate events, Jason Pierre Paul has reported lost his other hand.

Sources close to the situation say that the NY Giants defensive star who had his left hand mauled in a fireworks accident on July 4th 2015, say his Galaxy Note 7 exploded on Thursday night to live stream the Thursday Night Football game.

“It is believed Mr. Pierre-Paul had the device in his right hand (obviously) while streaming the Chargers vs Broncos game with the Galaxy Note he purchased two weeks ago,” EMT first responder Thisis Satire told reporters, “His first mistake? Watching that boring game. Anyways, according to the victim, while watching, the phone spontaneously self-ignited and shortly after exploded while still in his hand.”

Photo taken at the scene of the exploded device taken by East Rutherford PD

Although the 27-year-old Giants lineman has not given an official statement of his accounts yet, it is believed his phone was more explosive than the Giants offense this season.