Tom Brady Will Make $14 Million Today, Meaning He’ll Earn $9,723 Bucks A Minute


Imagine making 14 million dollars in one day and having it not even be the best day you’ve had in the last two months.

That’s the reality for Tom Brady today, who cashes in today on a 14 million dollar signing bonus from the contract he signed last season, courtesy of the New England Patriots.

Broken down, Brady will rake in…

$584,000 per hour,

$9,723 a minute,

$162 every second (or about every time he takes a breath).

Yes that’s right, Tom Brady will take a shit today and make about 100 grand while sitting on the pot.

Too bad he’ll have to go to the bank with his unattractive wife… oh wait.