Phillip Rivers Expecting 9th Child, Can Now Field An Entire Offense With Himself, His Wife & Kids

Phillip Rivers couldn’t pull out of a driveway.

The LA Chargers quarterback who now has four more kids than playoff appearances, is now expecting his ninth child. NINTH.

The baby will join Phillip and his wife Rebecca (god rest her soul, and her back), along with the other eight including Halle, Gunner, Grace, Rebecca, Sarah Cathleen, Peter and Caroline.

That’s enough to put together an entire offense in football.

here’s how they would line up, courtesy of Sunday Night Football on NBC.