NBA is letting players put their nicknames on the back of their jerseys for a game or two this year. Over here at Daily Snark we thought what if they had to wear jerseys with nick names that OTHER players picked for them?
Here are the top jerseys nicknames!
Easy enough. Everyone in the league agreed on this one.
Not seen: Flopalooza, Flippity Flop, Flopanaza, and FiberFloptics
The old crusty man and the only muscle he ever had. Even though KG isn’t a real goon, he sure SOUNDS like one when surrounded by 6 foot guards.
“Over-hyped & Over-valued” was already taken by Andre Igoudala
The hairy beast and the volume shooter. What’s funny is Kobe LOVES his nickname, and hopes it will make it easier for people to pass him the ball.
When the Big 3 were handed their jerseys Bosh was seen sobbing uncontrollably, LeBron bought a bigger headband and Wade angrily pushed an old woman down the steps.
Can’t forget their new sidekick, Greg Oden! (credit: @rounaldough)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Heroes in a half shell, turtle power!
Tell us below which ones we missed and we will try and add them!