LOS ANGELES, CA – The only people more pissed off right now than Chiefs fans may be those in Mexico City who could have been graced with the shot of heroin that people are referring to as ‘Rams vs Chiefs.’
After over 1,000 yards where racked up and 105 points where put on the board in what looked like a Big 12 shootout more so than an NFL game, football fans everywhere were able to watch one the most anticipated primetime regular season games in NFL history live up to all the hype.
In the wake of the performance, the league office has reportedly announced that Roger Goodell and the competition committee have opted to cancel the remainder of the 2018-2019 season (Raiders fans rejoice!) and decide the Super Bowl 53 Champion with a best-of-five series between Los Angeles and Kansas City.
The league has also determined that in the instance the series ends with a each team having two wins and a tie, the New Orleans Saints will be handed the Lombardi Trophy.
The series will mark the first time Mahomes has starred in a series since The Muppets.
The only criticism of the decision comes from those complaining about having to listen to Jason Witten and Booger McFarland for five straight games.